Thursday, July 9, 2009

HUMAN DEFECT!! Romans 3:23


The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units manufactured, regardless of gender make or nationality model, due to a serious defect in the primary and central component, the heart. This is due to a malfunction in the original prototype units code named Adam and Eve (See operating Manual: Romans 5:12), resulting in the reproduction of the same defect in all subsequent units. This defect has been technically termed "Sub-sequential Internal Non-Morality," or more commonly known as S.I.N., as it is primarily expressed.

Some of the symptoms (See operating Manual: Mark 7:21-23, Jeremiah 17:9)

1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion in the mental component
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion

The Manufacturer who is neither liable nor at fault for this defect (See operating Manual: Psalm 145:17), is providing factory-authorized repair and service free of charge to correct this defect. The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most generously offered to bear the entire burden of the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no additional fee required.

The number to call for repair in all areas is: P-R-A-Y-E-R. Once connected, please upload your burden of SIN through the REPENTANCE procedure. Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair Technician, Jesus, into the heart component. No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:

1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (Believers' Instructions Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.

WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and problems too numerous to list and will result in the human unit being permanently impounded (See operating Manual: Matthew 25:41). For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action will have to be scrapped in the furnace (See operating Manual: Mark 2:17). The SIN defect will not be permitted to enter Heaven so as to prevent contamination of that facility.

Thank you for your attention!

- Messenger of God -

P.S. When given the opportunity to notify others about this defect please do so that they wil be aware of this worldwide RECALL. If there are still further questions please contact the Father by 'Knee mail'.